ABBWW Chapter 20: Young Master (20)

After settling the matter of the house, the next thing to worry about was lunch.

Of course, he couldn't expect the young master to cook, so before coming here, Wen Xusheng had a crash course in cooking for a few days. Although his skills were not very good, at least he could make something edible.

He looked at the vegetables in the basket and whispered, "How about potato shreds, cold tomato salad, and corn pumpkin soup for lunch?"

Shi Jingge wondered, "Don't you want to eat fish?"

Wen Xusheng repeated, "Fish?"

Shi Jingge shook the small wooden bucket in his hand, "I caught a fish!"

He sounded a bit smug, very charming.

Wen Xusheng looked at the small wooden bucket in Shi Jingge's hand.

Because all the guests who went fishing brought wooden buckets, and everyone knew the nature of the program group, Wen Xusheng didn't think there was anything in this bucket.

Shi Jingge noticed his gaze and opened the lid of the small wooden bucket. A not-so-small carp was jumping around in the wooden bucket.

"Amazing." Wen Xusheng said softly.

"That's right." Shi Jingge looked up at him, his eyes smiling, showing his pride at being praised.

Like a proud cat.

Even if his tail was lifted to the sky, he was still so cute.

Wen Xusheng's hand was a bit itchy.

Unfortunately, the young master was not on guard against him. He lowered his head to look at the fish and even exposed his back of his head to him.

Wen Xusheng endured and endured, but the temptation was right in front of him. How could he resist?

Wen Xusheng's hand was restless.

Shi Jingge didn't lift his head and asked enthusiastically, "How do you want to cook this fish? Steam it? Sweet and sour? Soy sauce roasted?"

He said it casually, with a bit of homely flavor, which made Wen Xusheng suddenly have a very strange feeling.

As if they really lived under one roof, and had to discuss the menu every day. Their lives were intertwined, inseparable.

This feeling was very unfamiliar to Wen Xusheng, but he liked it very much.

"Sweet and sour and soy sauce roasted are too difficult." Wen Xusheng's voice was hoarse. "I don't know how to do them."

He paused and suggested, "How about steaming it?"

"No problem." The young master was very agreeable.

He paused and mumbled softly, "At least you know how to steam it. I don't even know how to scale it."

"You're more useful than me."

The young master hung his head and muttered quietly.

Wen Xusheng smiled. "Didn't you catch the fish?"

The young master was stunned and looked up at him.

Wen Xusheng naturally took the wooden bucket from his hand.

"There are quite a few people here who can steam fish."

"But only you can catch fish."

"Who do you think is more useful between us?"

The young master didn't have time to respond, and the bullet screen exploded.

[? ? ?]

[I think Brother Wen was swapped, this is definitely not my Brother Wen.]

[Is this show really scriptless? Can my Brother Wen say such things?]

[Don't fight, don't fight, you two are both awesome, both are mom's good sons!]

[Fuck, this is simply the real deal stuffing sugar into my mouth, trying to choke me to death!]

[I told you Wen Xusheng was not right! He's really not right!!]

[Brother Wen's action of taking over the bucket was too natural, right? I'm shipping this cp!!]

Just when the young master didn't know how to respond, a shrill voice suddenly attracted their attention.

"Fuck! Did your hand get blessed? You can even touch a thatched hut? And it's a leaky thatched hut!"

"Be honest with me, did I offend you? Otherwise, how could you draw this kind of thing?"

"God--I don't ask for a luxury room, but you can't let me fix the house on the first day!"

Meng Yisong pulled his partner's arm, pounding his own thigh, tears almost falling.

His partner had no choice but to plead pitifully, "Can I pray from now on that it won't rain this week?"

"Go to hell--" Meng Yisong pounded his partner's shoulder.

But the two obviously had a very good relationship, and they laughed as they quarreled.

Shi Jingge hesitated for a moment, pulled Wen Xusheng's sleeve, leaned to his ear, and whispered, "Before I came, I checked the weather forecast."

"Hmm?" Wen Xusheng tilted his head to look at him.

The young master avoided his gaze, subconsciously took a step back, his ears slightly red.

"It's going to rain these few days."

The young master muttered.

"Oh."

Wen Xusheng answered and didn't move.

"What are you doing? Why don't you tell them?" The young master urged.

Wen Xusheng didn't lift his head, just smiled lightly, "Why should I go?"

The young master pushed him, annoyed and embarrassed, "You go when I tell you to go!"

"Okay." Wen Xusheng agreed readily.

Heizi, who was about to stand up for Wen Xusheng stopped his hands.

--How come Wen Xusheng was so easy to talk to?

Not to mention Heizi, even the fans were puzzled.

[Fuck, is my Brother Wen this soft?]

[I've never seen such an obedient Brother Wen, except for now.]

[Why do I have a feeling of an old married couple?]

[Proud and tsundere young master X noble and aloof flower, seems quite appealing?]

[Are you sure that Brother Wen in front of the young master can live up to the four words of noble and aloof flower? He's already soft as water, okay!]

[Fuck, this is so good to ship! Out of the weak water of three thousand, I only take one ladle. The world thinks I'm arrogant and cold, but they don't know that all my tenderness is only for you.]

T/N: 弱水三千，只取一瓢 , this phrase means to choose one person out of countless lovers. It is based on a Chinese idiom that comes from a legend about a mythical river called the Weak Water, which was so light that nothing could float on it, except for a special ladle. The ladle symbolizes the one true love among many potential suitors.

[Can the wife above write three thousand words urgently today!! Baby is hungry, want wife to feed!]

[The fuck, the cp fans are out?? Where are the Wen fans? Wen fans don't come out to clear your Brother Wen's name?] 

[Wen fans: Wait for me, I'll be right there!]

Before the Wen fans could think of a way to defend their Brother Wen's innocence, their Brother Wen shut them up.

Wen Xusheng walked a few steps forward, then turned his head to look at Shi Jingge, and suddenly smiled.

That smile took away most of his coldness, and even had a bit of warmth.

"You."

He sighed, with a bit of teasing.

"Are you protecting me?"

Before the young master could get angry, Wen Xusheng turned around and left, and waved his hand at the young master.

"I'll be right back."

The young master stared at his back, and finally stomped his foot.

"Who's protecting you!"

"Nonsense and nonsense, ruining my reputation for no reason!"

"I'm so angry, I'm so angry!"

But--

Why did the young master who was so angry have red ears?

Many viewers in front of the live broadcast noticed this point, and teased each other with their words, and finally reached a consensus.

--This young master is really super cute!

Heizi looked at the colorful bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and then looked at his half-written provocative words.

In the end, Heizi sighed long.

Look, he has experience now :)

Wen Xusheng went forward to remind Meng Yisong. Meng Yisong was a bit surprised and thanked him repeatedly.

Everyone said that Wen Xusheng was cold, but he didn't look so cold. He even came to remind them specially.

This thought just slipped through Meng Yisong's mind, and he saw Wen Xusheng pointing at the young master and smiling lightly. "That guy is shy."

"He checked the weather forecast before he came, knowing that it would rain these two days, but he was too embarrassed to come over and tell you, so he had to let me come over."

"I just dragged it a bit, and this guy urged me."

Is Wen Xusheng trying to win over the young master?

They are so close!

Wen Xusheng is always cold and silent, when did he start talking so much for someone?

- So they are both interested in each other!

Meng Yisong realized and smiled: "Then I have to thank the young master."

Wen Xusheng didn't continue this topic, he just asked "I heard you are good at cooking?"

Mentioning this, Meng Yisong was proud, "I have a certificate."

"Can you teach me... sweet and sour fish?"

Wen Xusheng said it very slowly, Meng Yisong agreed without hesitation.

But Meng Yisong blinked and asked: "Sweet and sour fish is laborious... do you like sweet and sour taste?"

Wen Xusheng shook his head.

"Since you don't like sweet and sour taste, and the young master doesn't like fish, there's no need to make sweet and sour fish."

Meng Yisong said casually.

Wen Xusheng was stunned, "He doesn't like fish?"

Meng Yisong replied: "You don't know? He said he was choked by a fishbone when he was young, and he doesn't like fish anymore."

"Just now, everyone was fishing, and you know how the program group is, except for the young master, no one was fishing."

"The young master was very serious about fishing, he just sat there, staring at the hook, motionless."

"We thought he liked fish very much, but he said he didn't eat fish."

"I don't know who likes fish, that made the young master fish so earnestly."

The last sentence, Meng Yisong teased a bit.

Wen Xusheng lowered his eyes and said lightly: "Me."

"Huh?" Meng Yisong didn't expect Wen Xusheng to respond to that sentence, he didn't react for a moment.

Then he saw Wen Xusheng smile and say: "I like fish."

Leaving these words, Wen Xusheng ran away gracefully.

Meng Yisong didn't know if it was his illusion, he looked at Wen Xusheng's back, only feeling that his joy had spread out, sprinkling every corner of the earth with the wind.

"Burp-"

Meng Yisong suddenly burped.

His partner looked at him, "What's wrong?"

Meng Yisong shook his head indifferently, "Nothing."

What could be wrong?

He was just shown a face full of love.

And he was fed dog food by them one after another :)

The bullet screen was crying for their beautiful love, and in a blink of an eye, they had a CP name, and even a Weibo super topic was created.

It was called Sheng Ge CP.

T/N: It can also mean “life song” or “birth song”, which may imply that their love brings them vitality and joy.

Many viewers thought this CP name was clever, it fit them so well, didn't Wen Xusheng burst into life when he met the young master?

Who could see this side of Wen Xusheng before?

He was always cold, silent, restrained, and kept an absolute distance from everything around him. That feeling of being out of place was very peculiar.

But only when he was with the young master, he was different.

At least, he would smile.

The young master's performance this morning changed many people's views of him. Not only in the live room, but also on Weibo, many people apologized for their impulsive words when they announced yesterday. His Weibo followers also increased a lot.

And as soon as the Sheng Ge CP super topic was established, the number of followers steadily rose. Many wives couldn't control their primal power and started to create fan works.

And this was just the beginning.

This time, the program crew really didn't play by the rules. They didn't prepare any other ways to get food. Many guests who didn't get much harvest performed a tearful run on the spot.

Shi Jingge and Wen Xusheng's harvest was naturally the most. There was a big meal waiting for them, but the reality was-

"This seems to need fire, right?" The young master looked at the stove in the kitchen blankly, squatted down, and hesitantly asked,

Wen Xusheng nodded heavily, "We need to find some tools to light the fire, like lighters or matches."

The young master ran out to find the staff, then came back angrily, gritting his teeth and said: "The program crew refused to provide them. They said we have to exchange food for them. Two tomatoes for one match. I won't use their matches even if I have to make fire by drilling wood today!"

Wen Xusheng patted the young master's shoulder to comfort him, "Then let's make fire by drilling wood."

A good show of "Starting from Living Together" was about to turn into a "Survival Diary", returning to the most primitive life.

But making fire by drilling wood is not an easy thing either!

The two of them tossed for dozens of minutes. The fire didn't come out, but their fingers were scratched.

Shi Jingge thought for a while and took a tomato and ran out.

He went out and looked around. He found that Meng Yisong had actually made a fire. He immediately exchanged a tomato for a fire with Meng Yisong.

Meng Yisong was worried about not having food. How could he disagree?

But the program crew disagreed.

The program staff firmly stopped their "trade" behavior.

Meng Yisong waved his hand and said casually: "Then can't I do it voluntarily?"

"I'm good at making fire by drilling wood. Come on, I'll go over and give you some guidance!"

He said he would give guidance, but in fact Meng Yisong came over and did it himself. He was really awesome. He did it in two or three strokes.

The young master's performance this morning changed the minds of many people. Not only in the live broadcast room, but also on Weibo, many people apologized for their impulsive words when they announced yesterday. The number of Weibo fans also increased a lot.

And the super topic of Sheng Ge cp was established as soon as it was established. The number of followers rose steadily. Many wives couldn't control their primal power and started to create fan works.

And this is just the beginning.

This time, the program group really didn't play by the rules. They didn't prepare any other ways to get food. Many guests who didn't get much harvest performed a tearful run on the spot.

Shi Jingge and Wen Xusheng's harvest was naturally the most. There was originally a big meal waiting for them, but the reality was--

"This seems to require fire, right?" The young master looked at the stove in the kitchen blankly, squatted down, and hesitated to ask,

Wen Xusheng nodded heavily. "We need to find some tools for lighting fire, such as lighters or matches."

The young master ran out to find a staff member, then came back angrily, gritting his teeth and said: "The program group refused to provide it. They said let us exchange food for it. Two tomatoes for one match. I won't use their matches even if I have to drill wood for fire today!"

Wen Xusheng patted the young master's shoulder to comfort him. "Then let's drill wood for fire."

A good show of "Starting from Living Together" was about to turn into a "Survival Diary", returning to the most primitive life.

But this drilling wood for fire is not a simple thing either!

The two tossed for tens of minutes. The fire didn't come out, but their fingers were scratched.

Shi Jingge thought for a while and ran out with a tomato.

He went out and looked around and found that Meng Yisong had actually made a fire. He immediately exchanged a tomato with Meng Yisong for a fire.

Meng Yisong was worried about not having food. How could he disagree?

But the program group disagreed.

The staff of the program group resolutely stopped their "transaction" behavior.

Meng Yisong waved his hand and said casually: "Then can I do voluntary labor?"

“I’m good at making fire by drilling wood. Come on, I’ll go over and give you some guidance!”

He said he would give guidance, but in fact Meng Yisong came over and did it himself. He was really awesome. He did it in two or three strokes.

The young master gave Meng Yisong a thumbs up, then walked out with Meng Yisong, put the tomato on the tree outside, pulled Meng Yisong's sleeve and shouted: "Look there! There's a tomato! No owner! Whoever picks it up is theirs!"

Meng Yisong didn't expect to have this harvest, and he couldn't help but laugh and picked up the tomato.

The staff of the program group: ???

Is this okay?

Under the stunned eyes of the staff, the young master made a grimace at them.

Meng Yisong turned his head and saw the young master's "grimace", and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist.

The young master looked at him puzzledly, "What are you laughing at?"

Meng Yisong waved his hand vigorously, stammered and said: "You're so cute, I can't help it."

The young master frowned, "How can you say cute to a man? You should say handsome and dashing, don't you understand?"

Meng Yisong pounded the tree twice, "Okay, handsome...handsome."

Meng Yisong gave a thumbs up, and the young master was satisfied, but the next second, the young master sighed long.

Meng Yisong asked: "What's wrong?"

"Why did I just think of this method?" The young master regretted, "If I had thought of it earlier, I would have caught a few more fish and let everyone pick them up. Wouldn't that be better?"

Meng Yisong was stunned for a moment, and felt a bit uncomfortable in his heart.

Wei Zhiyun calculated the young master, but the young master still wanted to share the fish with him.

This shows the difference in character.

Meng Yisong's favorability towards Shi Jingge rose even more in his heart.

"Don't worry," Meng Yisong opened his mouth and pointed at the staff next to him. "Let alone whether you can catch it or not, you just look at their greedy eyes. Who knows who will get it then? They have so many people, how can we compete with them?"

Shi Jingge nodded in agreement.

The audience in front of the live broadcast room were about to laugh crazy.

These two people together, how are they so silly?

After sending Meng Yisong away, the young master returned to the kitchen and fought against the kitchen with Wen Xusheng.

Because Wen Xusheng had never used these things like earthen stove and big pot here, his three-legged cat cooking skills that he had worked hard for a few days were completely useless. The young master didn't need to say anything. The two stayed in the kitchen for several hours and made jokes for several hours.

T/N: Chinese idiom that means poor or mediocre cooking skills. It comes from the idea that a three-legged cat is not as agile or capable as a four-legged cat, and therefore can only do things in a clumsy or half-hearted way.

Especially when dealing with that fish, the young master broke down completely. The fish scales were all over his face, and he was cut out one after another expression pack.

T/N: It means that the young master made various funny or exaggerated expressions that could be used as expression packs by the viewers or the program crew.

And this was originally lunch time. Many people watched the live broadcast while eating. There were not a few who laughed and sprayed food.

In the end, the two finally had lunch, which was exhausting.

It's just that those dishes placed on the table have nothing to do with color, fragrance and taste.

The young master showed a disgusted expression. Wen Xusheng stretched out his chopsticks to try the taste. He was stopped by the young master with chopsticks.

Wen Xusheng was stunned and looked over puzzledly.

There were a lot of question marks in the live broadcast room.

Heizi knew that he should take the rhythm at this time, but he didn't know why. He felt powerless and didn't want to move.

"I'll try it."

The young master carefully picked up with a chopstick and then stopped.

Wen Xusheng coughed lightly. "How is it?"

The young master swallowed that bite of food. "It tastes good. I like it. This plate is mine."

He moved that plate to his front, tasted the tomato scrambled eggs, frowned and said: "This is not good. Give it to you."

The young master tried all the dishes one by one. If he liked them, he put them in front of him without giving Wen Xusheng any. If he didn't like them, he put them in front of Wen Xusheng for him to eat.

The attitude was domineering and the action was serious, which made more question marks appear in the live broadcast room. The bullet screens that brought rhythm also came out.

Heizi recognized at a glance that those were his peers.

At this moment, doing a job with his peers is the ideal choice for Heizi.

But Heizi still didn't move.

He just felt tired.

He had a hunch in the dark.

The reversal is coming soon.

And at this time, the young master stood up. "I'm going to pour a glass of water."

As he said, the young master walked towards the living room, his steps a little staggering.

Wen Xusheng stretched out his chopsticks and picked up the dishes that the young master didn't let him touch. He put them in his mouth. In less than two seconds, he took out a tissue from his pocket, gracefully and calmly, and then opened his mouth and spit out the dish.

The salt was too much, bitter and not cooked.

The next second, Wen Xusheng also rushed to the living room.

[I just said that the young master's expression was wrong. That thing doesn't look like it's delicious at all.]

[If this is not called love.]

[Is it because Brother Wen has a history of stomach problems? So he tried them one by one, gave Brother Wen what he could eat, and gave himself what he couldn't eat.]

[Fuck, whoever scolds the young master for being arrogant and spoiled in the future, I will throw this section on his face! Is there anyone better and cuter than the young master? Woo woo woo my tears are about to fall.]

[I agree with this marriage, really.]

Sure enough.

Heizi looked at the bullet screen and showed a dazed expression mixed with joy.

Say reversal and reversal, doesn't even take five minutes!

His peers, ah, still have no experience.

Unlike him, experienced.

For the first time in history, Heizi was a bit proud.

The next second, he stiffened in place.

--Ah ah ah ah I'm proud of a fart!!

In the evening, the program group threw the guests to the back mountain woods to find treasure.

Only guests who find the "pass" are allowed to come back, and they will also receive gifts in order according to their order.

The director read the "setting" with emotion--

"This is a magical forest. Bathed in moonlight, it hides countless treasures. Of course, there are also traps that exist to protect the treasures."

"The things you depend on for survival are hidden in this forest."

"Come on, heroes. For survival, avoid traps, find treasures, and return to your home!"

There was silence on the scene.

The director calmly put away the cue card and smiled and asked, "Do you have anything else to ask?"

"Yes." The young master raised his hand and said sincerely. "Can you repeat it in a way that people can understand?"

Several guests tilted their heads and laughed.

Wen Xusheng rubbed the young master's head and explained: "That is, the ingredients we can use for tomorrow's breakfast are hidden here. Whether we can eat tomorrow's breakfast depends on whether we can find them or not."

"But they can't let us take these things for nothing, so the program group also prepared traps. If we fall into the traps, there will naturally be punishments, probably to make us hand over the ingredients."

He paused and concluded: "In other words, after a treasure hunt, we might end up losing money."

The young master: "......"

A few seconds later, the young master turned his head to look at the director and said sincerely: "Director."

The director looked at him and said, "Hmm?"

"You are a great business genius!" The young master gave a thumbs up. "You are really wasted here!"

The director was silent for a few seconds and said, "Thank you."

The young master said sincerely, "So, do you want to change jobs?"

"My brother will definitely like you!"

"I'll introduce you to him."

"Please spare us. Our ingredients are really scarce, so scarce that they are pitiful!"

To emphasize the scarcity of ingredients, the young master even gestured.

"That's right, director. Let us go!"

Meng Yisong also opened his mouth and everyone made a noise together, although it was useless.

Wei Zhiyun looked over here and happened to meet Wen Xusheng's eyes. His heartbeat suddenly accelerated. Seeing that Wen Xusheng had no expression, he relaxed.

It seemed that Wen Xusheng didn't know about what happened in the morning.

Or maybe he knew, but he didn't bother.

Wen Xusheng had won so many international awards after all. The ceiling of his acting skills was not a big deal to fool Shi Jingge and the audience in front of the live broadcast.

Thinking of this, Wei Zhiyun let go of his hanging heart.

This night treasure hunt was full of fun. The only thing that Wei Zhiyun regretted was that he didn't encounter Shi Jingge.

However, their group got the pass early, but Wei Zhiyun didn't have much food, so they didn't hurry to leave.

But as soon as they turned around, they met Shi Jingge and Wen Xusheng's group.

Wei Zhiyun smiled and greeted them.

Wen Xusheng nodded and pulled Shi Jingge and ran. "Let's go. They have passes too."

"Once you have a pass, you can choose to leave. According to the order of leaving, you can go to the program group to exchange gifts."

"Let's go for the first place."

"This treasure hunt in the woods is a pit. There may be more traps than treasures. It's a waste of time to toss around. It's better to hope for the gifts from the program group."

"We can also rest more."

Wen Xusheng's voice, along with the cool breeze of the night, was faint in Wei Zhiyun's ears.

Wei Zhiyun slapped his forehead and felt that Wen Xusheng made sense, and he could also interact with Wen Xusheng and get more popularity and fans!

"Brother Wen wait for us!"

"Brother Wen, give us a chance!"

"Brother Wen!"

Wen Xusheng pulled the young master and heard the voice behind him. There was a hint of coldness in his eyes.

The two groups ran to the staff and asked to leave.

The staff confirmed and gave them small gifts.

Of course not food.

Think about it with your brain and you'll know that the treasure of this treasure hunt activity is food. How can the small gifts be food?

They are two plush toys.

Wen Xusheng and Shi Jingge's group was first place so they got a bigger plush toy.

Wei Zhiyun's side was second place, which is a smaller plush toy.

Wei Zhiyun: "..."

Wei Zhiyun felt that he was really dizzy just now.

The young master liked this plush toy very much and held it in his hand without letting go.

Wei Zhiyun saw Shi Jingge's appearance and was even more angry.

When facing Shi Jingge, his malice always came faster.

The two groups walked back slowly and the live broadcasts on both sides gradually closed.

Wen Xusheng and Shi Jingge arrived at their house soon and waved goodbye to everyone. But after the young master entered the house, Wen Xusheng looked at Wei Zhiyun and slowly walked towards him.

Wei Zhiyun was a bit flattered.

Wen Xusheng stood in front of him and said lightly: "If there is anything next time, just come to me directly."

"Don't bully Xiao Ge."

Wei Zhiyun: ???

Fuck, is this the legendary backing?

The Author has something to say: 

Wei Zhiyun: Give me back my flattered feeling!

Bullet screen: [I agree with this marriage]

Wen Xusheng: I hope this sentence is said by Shi Rongqing

Shi Rongqing: ???

Shi Rongqing: Impossible even in dreams :)

Thank you very much for your support. I will continue to work hard!

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